Meet the ultimate ambassador of sarcasm, here to serve smug realness and a side of wit sharper than your morning coffee. With a confident stance and a drink in hand, this sassy little creature isn’t here to make friends—he’s here to roast your life choices. That mischievous glint in his eye practically screams, “Oh, you’re approaching me? Bold move.” And that drink? Purely a prop to punctuate his biting commentary (or maybe it’s fuel for even spicier remarks).
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