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Protector of Wit and One-Liners Hoodie

$35

Color: Vintage Heather

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Legend has it, this wide-eyed bird of brilliance was once a mild-mannered forest dweller, content with munching on bugs and dodging daylight. But after one too many clueless squirrels wandered by asking for directions, something snapped. "Why does no one read the leaves anymore?" it squawked, rolling its giant eyes to the moon. That night, under a sarcastically glowing star, this owl discovered its true purpose: weaponizing wit for the greater good. And thus, the Sarcasm Superpower was born.

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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