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Sexy Lips and Questionable Choices: A Goldfish Tax Tale Magnet

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Once upon a time in the murky depths of the local aquarium, Gary the Goldfish decided he was destined for greatness. Armed with a calculator (don’t ask how he uses it) and an arsenal of fishy charm, Gary set out to prove that "sexy lips" and oversized glasses were all you needed to conquer the world of tax returns. Spoiler alert: they weren’t. His deductive reasoning? As slippery as his scales. His understanding of write-offs? Let’s just say it mostly involved “accidental nibbling” and tank decor upgrades. But Gary’s confidence? Unshakable.

0.5mm (20mil) flexible vinyl. Black magnetic backing strong enough to hold notes, photos, and drawings. Recommended for indoor use. Printed in the U.S.A.

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