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The Toad of Total Disdain Hat

$19.50

Color: Creme

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Meet the amphibian overlord of apathy, here to let you know that no one is living up to his extremely low expectations. With bulging eyes that scream "Really? This is what you’ve got?" and a frown deeper than a philosophical debate at 3 a.m., this toad isn’t mad—he’s just... profoundly unimpressed.The story behind this unimpressed icon is as riveting as his deadpan glare. Rumor has it, the Winkatchoo team was inspired by that universal moment of silent judgment—you know, like when someone asks if they can “pick your brain” but it’s for unpaid work. After hours of debating the perfect level of exasperation (somewhere between “mild irritation” and “existential despair”), they birthed this scaly masterpiece.

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