Meet the mascot of existential dread: a googly-eyed bird that looks like it’s just discovered the meaning of life—and immediately regretted it. This little feathered philosopher has seen some things, folks. Maybe it caught its reflection in a puddle, or perhaps it just watched a 12-hour TikTok binge unravel into a spiral of NPC memes and questionable dance moves. Either way, it’s giving off major “I wasn’t programmed for this” vibes.
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